One Mormon can do the job of many more men. I should know, because I was born in Salt Lake City.

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It…”

“I’d like a peach cobbler. Georgia shoemakers are tasty.”

“I can’t go out tonight, because unfortunately I’m all tied up at the moment. I’…”