One of my hobbies is reading finance and economic books—at the strip club, where I “invest” my money.

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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“Ah, the good ol’ days. I remember those days. That was before your time. It was…”

“She tried to steal the desert. She’s guilty. Look no farther than her camel toe.”

“Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor ever…”