One of my main regrets in life is giving considerable thought to inconsiderate people.

“I wish somebody would combine tasers and dildos, and test the devices out on al…”

“If I were silent and invisible, I’d fear nobody. And if I were tasteless too, n…”

“It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m just a kitten.”

“We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and the…”