One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about.


“I’m older now than my dad was when he was my age. Wait, that’s not right. That’…”

“There was fried chicken in the litter box, so I helped myself and took a shit. …”

“Normal is made up of two friends—Norm and Al. That’s twice the number of friend…”

“All drivers run red lights the same way—with a glance in the rearview mirror to…”