One of your siblings has got to be the dumbest. And if you’re an only child—you’re the dumb one.

“After dinner I told her I wouldn’t put away the plates, because I might cause a…”

“Something can be humorous without being funny. The difference is when it’s humo…”

“I gave her a Boston cream pie, even though we were in Seattle at the time.”

“The speaker was so boring that he put me to sleep. But he didn’t stop talking, …”