One scoop of ice cream can go a long way. Not to mending friendships, but it can get up to 40 yards in the air if you lob it just right.

“Love speaks to the heart like a mime to a mute.”

“I called Phil up, but I didn’t call Phillip. He hung up on me, and I’m still hu…”

“I’m not going to beg for my clone to get on his knees and grovel.”

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”