Only cowards never tire of cowering. I try to milk the cower for all it’s worth.

“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“Hooray! I finally finished making a new book cover. Now I just need to write th…”

“We made love like September swims in August. But that’s natural, because it’s t…”

“A brick could be used to sway the voters. But if you really want to sway them, …”