Our relationship is like ten turtles marching along, followed by seven beetles, with each carrying one monosyllabic word on its back. You might call that a haiku, but I call it love.

“I am the go-to guy for to-go boxes.”

“The shirt I have on today is the color of a banana, and tomorrow’s shirt will a…”

“A blanket could be used to make magical music. And no, I’m not talking about se…”

“In a recent Gallup poll conducted in France while riding a horse, two out of th…”