Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So can the other 10%—but that’s just the free sample part.

“Who’d cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don’t you go fuck yourself?”

“A brick could be used as a dream stimulator. Just tap it gently against your fo…”

“The world may be running out of water, but it isn’t running low on music. Let t…”

“All my writing is translated from Gibberish directly into Nonsense. So if my wr…”