Panic juice—try not to choke while chugging it.

“My name is Yogurt Vonnegut, and I write with a spoon.”

“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her h…”

“I turned my hand over just in time to avoid a slap on the wrist. I was applaude…”

“My love is expansive. Your love is expensive.”