Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.

“A brick could be used as a logo for a company called Blanket. A right turn sign…”

“If I had an orange penis, and an erection, I might take offense at carrot eater…”

“I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That’d make me piss like a champion.”

“I was part of a sting operation. We busted some bees.”