Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

“Why watch reality TV when I can just open my blinds and look out my window to a…”

“A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.”

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And af…”

“We made love like a slice of French toast trying to act like an English muffin.”