People always say I have hands as large as the Roman Empire. I guess it just goes with the territory. Romance, it’s all in the gloves.

“A brick could be used as a scapegoat. But don’t blame the brick. The brick didn…”

“To me, impulsive means foolish. But if a person’s not a little impulsive, they …”

“I have a star on Hollywood Blvd. It glows in the dark and I stuck it there myse…”

“Not only do I not believe in not believing in God, I’m also a big supporter of …”