People can only grow, stagnate, or regress. Which one are you doing? I’m both growing and stagnating, because I’m learning every day, so I’m growing, but since learning has become a habit and I do it all the time, I’m technically stagnating. I’m stagnating upwards.

“I am patriotic. When the Pledge of Allegiance is going on, I solemnly place my …”

“I want to be able to Foxtrot, without actually getting fur on my clothes.”

“A brick could be used as a mule. Sure, you could argue it’d be better used as a…”

“I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what t…”