People complain the president does nothing. I say stop complaining! Think how destructive he’d be if he actually tried to do something.

“The book wasn’t half bad. But only because I only read half of it.”

“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will le…”

“Don’t talk while you’re talking. It interrupts me.”

“One to five, I’m not sure how most people would rate me. But I’m certainly top …”