People say I can handle pressure, but there is one sporting competition where if I were in the finals, I’d surely choke, and that’s the hotdog eating competition.

“My last phone call was totally uncalled for. Well, not totally. More like 99.88…”

“I won’t tell you my name, but I will give you a number that describes me: 4. On…”

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“Politicians are people with easy answers for hard problems.”