People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work online in the middle of the night—to catch all the worms halfway across the world.

“Blood may be thicker than water, but it's certainly not as thick as ketchup. No…”

“I want my relationship with my girlfriend to be built on trust, not toothpicks,…”

“I am Orafoura and he is me. And he is not me. And I am not me. Or him. And I am…”

“No bears were molested in the making of this book. Well, no live bears.”