People think I’m all gloom and doom all the time. I’m not. I also have bad days where I’m pessimistic.

“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”

“To me, a good friend is one who doesn't talk, but who listens all the time. Som…”

“I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them.”

“Sleeping in a tinfoil suit keeps me warmer and helps prepare me for my voyage t…”