Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting horny.

“I put you on the map, and I can fold you up and stuff you in the glove compartm…”

“A blanket could be used to travel to exotic places. Just close your eyes and se…”

“I have to put up a wall to put up with him. Not an invisible, metaphoric emotio…”

“America’s been ruined by one word: Bankers. No, two words: Bankers and lawyers.…”