Pet my 3:33 pm like it’s a beard. Live it, but don’t lick it.

“Trying to learn body language in a week is like trying to master Polish in 20 h…”

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid,…”

“I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I w…”

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”