Pete Rose’s last name is so sweet, he can’t be a cheater. But a cheat by any other name would smell just as sweet.

“I rearranged the letters of the word “Wisdom” and got “swimod.” Afterwards I fe…”

“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. …”

“If I took a candy bar, ripped off the wrapper, ate the candy bar, and pinned th…”

“I’d be afraid of a man with two shadows, because that man is my clone, and he p…”