Please, come in. Let me open the air conditioning vent so you can squeeze through.

“Every time I see my cat licking its asshole I think about my ex wife. But that’…”

“Aside from the fact that you’re not my son, and I’m not a woman, do you think I…”

“Should I go up one flight of stairs and then come back down, or should I go dow…”

“With over one billion people, I’d say China is the best place to have group sex.”