Please don’t step on my penis. And pick it up off the floor if you see it’s fallen out of my pocket.

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, base…”

“If you know what I am thinking, there’d be no reason to hide behind the shower …”

“I want to see an elephant hunt down a man for the sole purpose of collecting hi…”

“The worst part about working in a hotel is when I’m tired, I know I can’t sampl…”