Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier.

“This book does not exist. And if that doesn’t deter you from buying it, then I’…”

“I want to screw a license plate into your ass. It’ll say HNK F HRNY
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“A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our c…”

“You don’t offend me. At least not until I change my name. Once I change it to A…”