Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

“The pain I felt when I lost my glove was nothing compared to the pain I felt lo…”

“I want to meet and marry a girl with the same last name as me, so I can show ho…”

“Johnny Kickstand bullied me in middle school. Today, Kickstand stands 4’7” tall…”

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”