Politicians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.

“I put a basketball hoop in the trees, to help the squirrels and give them a nic…”

“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bit…”

“I asked possible witnesses about the invisible man shaped like a whisper, and n…”

“Have I ever been in love? Have your ears ever itched from inside your urethra?”