Politics is all about showing you have integrity—and hiding the fact that you really don’t have any.

“I’ve gone astray. It’s better to cook with a stray than eat your own cat.”

“My name is Aviva. It’s not male, and it’s not female, but it is a palindrome—wh…”

“A blanket could be used to cover my couch. Nobody should see that I constructed…”

“I want to cut your lips, and cut your lisp.”