Progress? Oh, I think so. The iceman melteth.

“Money might not be able to buy happiness, but it made misery more bearable.”

“Dumb as he looked, he never missed an insult.Dr. Rowan musing about Simple Silas”

“I suffer from a unique genetic condition. It's called Dumbass Syndrome and, unf…”

“In case you hadn't noticed, I'm a vegetarian." Mia lifted her glass and took a …”