Put your middle finger and your thumb together. And make it snappy.


“Blankets are covers, covering the sins of my fathers. 
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“I’ve got ears like a rabbit, and a penis like a baby carrot—fully erect, of cou…”

“I left the door open so you could come in—and I could go out. That’s what being…”

“A balanced argument is one that takes place entirely in my head, and doesn’t ca…”