Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruction instead of soda, would you grab an extra large cup?

“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest custom…”

“In a victory speech, I like to thank the opposition, because without their help…”

“I don’t know dick about vaginas.”

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”