Randy Rowdy makes me rowdy. And randy. But Randy Randy gets me twice as horny and half as boisterous—but not for him—or Mr. Rowdy. I’m not into men—or people with such provocative names.

“A trophy isn’t about the hardware, the gold-painted statue mounted on marble, i…”

“The two lovers were inseparable. Well, I guess death could split them up. So co…”

“When the war comes, you’ll find me on the front line, with some crayons, colori…”

“I’d like to change my name, as my father isn’t worthy of having the same last n…”