Rather than dirt, I’d rather push a wheelbarrow full of books. Dirty books.

“I never stopped loving you. I never did. I never loved you, not: I never did st…”

“I observe President’s Day. I observe it with my binoculars.”

“Every time the sound of one of my farts reverberates in a toilet bowl, I think …”

“My name is Couch Choochoo, and I’m here to train you.”