Red calls out to the rose, but I’m the only one who’s listening.

“Love is tender, like the pot roast I’m keeping warm in my shoes.”

“What flies faster than a crotch? A fly.”

“Pound-for-pound, I’m the best non-fighter in the world. I could kick Gandhi’s a…”

“If I knew what you’d do, exactly when you knew what you’d do, then I’d either b…”