Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.

“I wouldn't touch a hot dog unless you put a condom on it! You realize that the …”

“New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are…”

“New Rule: It's okay for the president to play ball in the house. It's easy to j…”

“The "Power of One" is a slogan--not a goal. ”