Revenge seeks its pound of flesh. That’s one fifth of my erection.

“Working in the hotel business I have learned a lot about people. It’s amazing w…”

“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it …”

“Hemingway suggested you write the truest sentence you know. I say write the fal…”

“I practice karate moves when I think nobody is watching. It’s all part of being…”