Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.

“My girlfriend Likes Sex and the City. Trouble is, I live in the country.”

“When I need to be in two places at once, make two decisions at once, that’s wha…”

“A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “S…”

“The only way I’ll play beer pong is if the room was a sterile room, the table w…”