Right now is the youngest I’ll ever be, so I suppose I’d better act immature while I still can.

“The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight…”

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and …”

“The past screams louder than the future. The future is mute, but it’s not deaf.”

“So you made a mistake. Don’t beat yourself up over it. Let me beat you up inste…”