Rincewind gave his fingers a long shocked stare, as one might regard a gun that has been hanging on the wall for decades and has suddenly gone off and perforated the cat.

“Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee?…”

“Sometimes I really think people ought to have to pass a proper exam before they…”

“And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder a…”

“You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful …”