Robots don’t make better lovers, but Roberts do.

“If I were to show you pictures of my best friends, they’d all be cats.”

“I need money. I suppose I could sell my penis for profit. Or better yet, rent i…”

“If I could have money for any amount of time, I’d take 12:59.”

“My chameleon fingertips feel sticky, furry, rough, or any number of things, dep…”