Rough as a badger's arse

“I employ this thing I called The Shovel List.”“A shovel..?”“No, a shovel list. …”

“The back windows looked out over the fields, then the Atlantic, maybe a hundred…”

“Todays uplifting phrase is "love your body exactly as it is. Yout think it is i…”

“Didn't go in, just hovered outside like homeless person because (a) place was t…”