Saint Lassie smiles upon me! It's Coyote, with a bag of goodies.

“There is always a price to pay for badassery. Neo was a badass in the Matrix an…”

“I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.”

“There were times when I was blown away by the virgin beauty of the land. Kind o…”

“Anyone who's ever tried to tangle with a teddy bear cholla knows there's a whol…”