Sarcastic people tend to be marshmallows underneath the armor

“Any fool who can pucker is apt to whistle past the graveyard.”

“Ще започна така: разположете бюрото си в един ъгъл и винаги когато сядате да пи…”

“Did-a-chick? Dum-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-chek?”

“Beating heroin is child's play compared to beating your childhood.”