Scars are proof man isn’t perfect, though constantly getting closer.

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”

“The ability to lick their own asses, does this make cats their own bosses?”

“The Book of Us. I’m writing it. And you’re in it.”

“My wife won’t talk to me, but that’s OK, because it’s not like I’d listen if sh…”