Security shouldn’t enforce, they should massage situations, without laying a hand on a guest.

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“The police made sure he wasn’t dead. Then they killed him.”

“What’s the point of being the first to arrive? Nobody is there to witness your …”

“To save the environment—and my childhood memories, I merged a gas station pump …”