See men run. Semen swim.

“Two hearts that beat as one, and they’re both mine. I’ve got them hooked up to …”

“Pa extended his paw as if to say, “I’m here, and I’m human.” What else could I …”

“What do you call a schooner in a wine glass? Port.”

“If I only ate popsicles, I wonder if I’d rather freeze or starve to death. Free…”