Seriously, Josh. What the hell?

“It amazes me how people are so afraid of what can happen in the dark, but they …”

“I love you, Sunshine, and I don't give a shit whether you want me to or not.”

“I feel like grabbing my crotch and checking to see if my balls are still there …”

“...but She chooses her battles these days and I'm not sure this one would make …”