Sexy isn’t my middle name. Lust-factory is, with the hyphen.

“Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled ther…”

“I designed a dress out of scotch tape. If you wear my dress, you can be dressed…”

“A jet may be perfect for breaking the speed of sound, but a brick is designed t…”

“I’ve spent half my life searching for the truth. The left half of my life.”