Shakespeare asked what’s in a name. Well, each of my clones won’t be named the same as me, but they’ll be me and just as sweet.

“To get a step up in the world, you could use a ladder, or you could use your co…”

“I respect my elders, but I don’t respect the Myelders, who are my neighbors, be…”

“A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you …”

“I had a Chinese girlfriend once who asked me how much she meant to me. I knew v…”