She asked if I wanted to spoon with her, and I told her I didn’t want to stir things up.

“Though my skull is the size of a soup bowl, everything in the universe—and more…”

“Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.”

“A blanket could be used to store valuable information that will keep future gen…”

“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those…”