She asked me if I wanted to have sex, and I replied, “With you, or in general?

“I get along with everybody. You know this because everybody is a jerk, yet when…”

“When I think about my clone, random songs pop into my head. Songs like, “Happy …”

“Love isn’t measured in feet and miles, it’s measured in hands and hands on. (Ye…”

“I’m so old school I’m like a one-room schoolhouse—with no bathroom. I always ke…”